i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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