Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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