dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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