I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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