So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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