Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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