is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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