Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.