Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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