I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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