the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.