the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.