Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.