chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
foreskin is a definite game changer
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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