Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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