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trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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