I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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