thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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