Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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