She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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