Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Randomize
