so explain again why im purple
no
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
