Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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