he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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