I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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