so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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