I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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