in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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