I'm lost and stupid without you.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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