They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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