Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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