How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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