weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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