I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
