I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This baby is an asshole
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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