wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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