she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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