You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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