we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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