You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
