Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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