There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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