He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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