Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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