Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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