Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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