Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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