erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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