I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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