I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Randomize
