I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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