ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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