Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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