i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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