fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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