One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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