Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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